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rivaillesvagina sent: dO YOU HONESTLY HAVE ANY IDEA HOW PISSED OFF I WAS WHEN I FOU D OUT VELOCIRAPTORS WERE ACTUALLY FURRY

stoned-levi:

squidward-of-pokemon:

stoned-levi:

THEY’RE FUCKING WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!!

THEY ARENT FURRY. THEY HAD FEATHERS. FEATHERED THINGS ARE NOT FURRY. THIS IS WRONG. HAVE A NICE DAY.

WHAT THE FUCK SO THEY WERE JUST BIG SCARY OSTRICHES

perfectlyrandomlycammie sent: If you had to trust fall off of a tall building, who'd you want to catch you? They can be real or fictional ~

lettherebedoodles:

(( Totoro. ))

falloutboy:

thanks pete.

falloutboy:

thanks pete.

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

(Source: bootygrl)

Anonymous sent: your boyfriend said you are a boy

stoned-levi:

your boyfriend said you buy your underwear at target

Tags:
#my art

(Source: pleatedjeans)

matociquala:

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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The street finds its own uses.

(Source: supermassiveasshole)

roughness:

Me: [reads a fic]

Fic: “our tongues battled for dominance”

Me: chill

daniskatra:

the answer of someone who has thought about it at length

(Source: hiddlestatic)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

ughjosh:

broral:

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bro

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Tags:
#FAV

(Source: whenthingsgoterriblywrong)

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